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Monday, August 11, 2008

This is falling-down funny.

Here's a link to an article on www.theonion.com, which, if you don't know, is a great website full of important news.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_realizes_fly_has_been_down_for

Enjoy!

Upon Departing

As you leave this page, this blog, or the Internet, remember to stand.

Stand up from your chair and let your blood flow again. Stretch out and take a breath. Breathe in wonder, surprise, unhindered happiness and awe at everything. Let your life be better as you take a longer step into your future. Make enemies of complacency, the status quo, and fear.

Make friends with the darkness inside you so that you can push back the curtains and illuminate your core. Then reflect the light that comes from the Divine and, in the words of a great hymn, go and scatter sunshine.

Be a sunbeam.

To Grunt and Sweat

Monday, August 11, 2008

This is falling-down funny.

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